Before your video, I must give you a rant. I scoured YouTube today looking for videos uploaded in the last week, keywords were either Funny or Prank (I've been featuring too much music recently). There is nothing good. Seriously there was nobody undiscovered doing something good! I haven't had this much trouble since...Since....a couple months ago. Eh, I should be used to this. Anyway time for my fallback.
Hey I said it a while ago, I have a few sites that provide good content for me to fall back on whenever I need to make a post and nobody's posting anything good. Dorkly's one of them!
Now go murder politicians.
~I condone the slaughter of politicians
~I also condone the thought that killing politicians is not murder because they are not, in fact, human.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
No I'm not just featuring this video because I have an Asian fetish...she's actually good. Watch the video before you judge me damn't! (besides I don't even know how old this girl is...seriously bad at judging the ages of eastern cultures...they age so much slower than us damn't)
Anyway go watch, comment, like, subscribe, the usual YouTube jazz. Now...who should I ask you guys to maim or otherwise harm today...
My statistics teacher again, I haven't taken his final yet.
~I condone the murder of my business statistics teacher on his way to the test as long as it doesn't postpone it...make sure you talk plenty about your religious and political beliefs while doing so. Maybe he'll get a taste of what it's like to sit through his class.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
now here's an expert doing it
So was the first one a marvelous attempt? Of course it was! Did it send me into a rage after I heard the second one? Of course it did! I'm a Song of Ice and Fire addict. Being upset is part of my nature (all my favorite characters die...shit I can't say that it's a spoiler). Anyway, watch both and compare them yourself everyone. Do you think that the first video deserves to be featured or do you think it just doesn't measure up to the standards that I've set in this blog?
Keep in mind that my standards vary with my boredom and irritation.
Also keep in mind that I'm still pissed of at my statistics teacher for teaching me more about his political views and why blackjack is the best game ever (even though it no longer is) to play in a casino...my final exam is next week and I have learned nothing. Yay. Fuck you professor.
~I condone this professor's locking up in a cage until exams are over so that they have to hire a competent person to teach us for a while.