Which means I suck basically, but anyway I decided on another reward for you avid loyal readers!
I never was good at showing my appreciation...Okay Okay it was a joke! Sheesh lighten up. Anyway here's the real reward below.
Did I mention I'm a sucker for Asian girls? Just a preference, and the fact that they look to be in their 20s when they're in their 50s. Name any other freaking ethnicity where that happens will ya? Anyway thanks for 5,000 total hits guys and gals, hope we can enjoy another 5,000 before a government conspiracy shuts me down!
~I condone the murder of anyone who took that last statement seriously.